Money Quotes

Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master.

Alexandre Dumas      

When money speaks, the truth keeps silent.

Russian Proverb        

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one.

Ben Franklin  

Rich or poor, it's good to have money.

Sid Lance      

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.

American Saying      

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

P.T. Barnum  

If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money.

Simone Weil  

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso 

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you are talking big money.

Everett M. Dirksen   

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Voltaire        

With money in you pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too.

Yiddish Proverb       

You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.

Jewish Proverb        

Money isn't everything--but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.

Edmund Stockdale   

Money is the wise man's religion.

Euripides      

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."

Max Asnas    

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."

Bo Derek      

"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."

WC Fields     

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

Spike Milligan 

They who are of the opinion that money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for money.

George Savile  

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

Louis Agassiz   

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt   

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

George Horace Lorimer

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

Joe Louis      

Women prefer men who have something tender about them especially the legal kind.

Kay Ingram     

There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them.

Mignon McLaughlin     

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Ron Kittle        

It frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx  

We live by the Golden Rule.  Those who have the gold make the rules.

Buzzie Bavasi  

Wealth: any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

H.L. Mencken  

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.

Jean-Paul Kauffmann  

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.

Mignon McLaughlin     

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale.

Zig Ziglar      

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued.  While there is flesh there is money or the want of money; but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

Samuel Butler  

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Henry Wheeler Shaw

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Mignon McLaughlin

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did:  The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

Mignon McLaughlin     

Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel.  It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.

Henrik Ibsen    

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out.

Julian Huxley   

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra      

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.

Author Unknown

That money talks I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said "Goodbye."

Richard Armour

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

Satchel Paige   

Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce?

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy, and a weak economy leads to a weak nation.

Ross Perot    

Money is plentiful for those who understand the simple laws which govern its acquisition.

George Clason         

If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if you should lose every dollar you own tonight.

William J. H. Boetcker        

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn’t got money.

David Geffen

"Your money, or your life."  We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

Mignon McLaughlin   

If you'd know the power of money, go and borrow some.

Ben Franklin  

If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Benjamin Franklin    

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Mark Twain   

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

Author Unknown      

The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.

Author Unknown

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.

John Wesley  

Mammon: The god of the world's leading religion.

Ambrose Bierce         

We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust."  Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.

Arthur Hoppe   

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Mignon McLaughlin